I Hate Personal Questions

Someone advised, " Fill out the 'About Me " section of your site, otherwise no one will know who you are...."
Isn't that the whole point?
I want to write thngs that I could get in trouble for! I want to write about what really goes on in the wine business, the slick, nauseating, supplier-driven side. Tell you who I am? No way. Not a chance. You're either a member of my family, a very close friend, or you just fell into this by mistake. I know it doesn't look like much yet, but it's going to get good, I promise.